Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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