I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
