If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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