And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
if only i could text you this smell
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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