please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Randomize
