He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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