K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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