I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
