How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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