East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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