All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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