I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
two words: eviction party
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
