Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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