In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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