that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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