life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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