haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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