I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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