just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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