we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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