woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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