Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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