Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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