Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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