he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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