I wannas sexs uuuuu
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Randomize
