Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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