I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize