Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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