69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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