have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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