We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The power of my boobs compel you
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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