I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
my shit smells like andre
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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