I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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