He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Terrible idea I love it
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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