Christians are straight up FREAKS
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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