my sisters under your porch take her home
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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