I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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