I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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