I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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