i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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