it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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