did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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