I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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