It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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