oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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