I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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