she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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