it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I will pee on everything he values.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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