I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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