Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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