Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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