I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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