well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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