super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My bed smells like the plague
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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