3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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