She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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